Bonsai
Bonsai is Originated in China, and world wide projection by Japan, An ancient Japanese art of growing miniature trees by rigorous pruning of their roots and branches. Because of their small size, aesthetic appeal, and minimal upkeep requirements, Bonsai trees have long been popular additions to offices and homes
In late 2000 the website bonsaikitten.com debuted. It described how to apply the same Bonsai principles to kittens. The idea was to seal kittens inside glass containers. As they grew (fed and watered through a tube), the bones of the cats would supposedly conform to the shape of whatever container held them. At the end of the process a uniquely shaped 'Bonsai Kitten' would emerge.
An MIT student, under the pseudonym Dr. Michael Wang Chang, created a website and announced that within 3-4 months, newborns would be transformed from glass bottles into kittens into bonsai, and the size of the cat would be similar to the bottle. Designed to provoke an exciting parody, or a derogatory kitty-subtraction scheme that must be stopped and probably illegal.
There is no other beautiful heavenly thing like a newborn kitten.There is no other beautiful heavenly
thing like a newborn kitten. Man with his passion raises kittens like his own children. People have made
fun of this emotion. So now the people they employ are cursing.
Bonsaikiten.com is definitely a joke made by Pranstar MIT students - who else would talk about "Articliner Kittens"? - Encouraging kitten owners is an adorable fuzzy thing that usually goes beyond parody.
Bonsaiketen.com offers visitors to sell a custom-shaped kitten - the site says "the typical waiting time for a full-size bonsai kitten is 3 to 4 months" - but the site does not list the price or any mailing address where money orders can be sent.
Bonsaikiten.com caused a huge amount of controversy almost immediately. Excited animal lovers insisted on stopping it. The Humane Society of the United States has condemned it, among others.
-- YOU PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF TREATING LITTLE HELPLESS ANIMALS LIKE THAT....HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE STUCK IN A GLASS BOX....HOW CAN YOU BE SO SICK AND TWISTED..YOUR GONNA GO TO HELL AND BURN THERE BUT THAT ISN'T
EVEN A GOOD ENOUGH PUNISHEMENT. I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY
BUT THAT ITS SICK AND TWISTED. SHAME.
RETARDS!
Examples of some of dirty smale emails follow:
-- you people have no heart.u should be ashamed of yourselves i would love to find you and put you into one of those jars.I would super glue a tube to your but and feed you to a straw.I would find a bear and let it sit on you for 2 years in a rectangular circle or even a square jar.I would laugh i your squished up face on the side of the jar.I would sell u to tha public so they could see you rot in pain and hope that you rot in hell for thid f***in idea that you have come up with.
-- you make me feel really sick . you are a cruel man. How would you like it being stuffed in a jar. By a giant kitten. Me and my friends have sighned a pertision to get this website off!!!
you are a b*****d pleasre leave our kittens alone!!!!!!!
-- what the hell are you torturing cats for??? you should all be put in prison for it. I am joining in getting this project stopped! this is completely insane!
-- You guys are sick! what the hell is your problem. I know where u live and were sendin the humane society on you. You guys are horrible... I want you to f*****n die! F*** OFF MOTHER F******S ILL SET YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE!
It was soon discovered that the site was hosted on web servers at MIT and that it was created by MIT students. The identities of the students were never disclosed. However, using the name "Dr. Michael Wang Chang", the students conducted a few interviews with the press. They explained that the site was a soul designed to mock the "human belief in nature" as a product. They were surprised by the response of the animal agency. “Honestly, we never expected animal agencies to be involved at all,” Dr. Chang said. "We thought they would understand."
There is no other beautiful heavenly thing like a newborn kitten. Man with his passion raises kittens like his own children. People of ‘bonsai kitten’ have made fun of this emotion. So now the people they employ are cursing.
Bonsai Kitten Prank Site Till now React by kitten lovers pic.twitter.com/ZAXSRfQqye
— Kazi Baki (@BakiKazi) July 25, 2020
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